You’ve raced to the computer, logged into Fantasy Premier League (FPL), grabbed a team ID, skipped past kit colours and quickly picked a first draft. The problem? You need FPL team names for 2025/26.
Not just any name, one that gains you respect amongst the community. The holy grail of a hilarious 20-character label that has never previously been thought of.
Alternatively, you could settle for one of the 127 listed below!
FPL team names
TV and Film
- Botman McGinns – Gameweek 1 pits them against each other
- The Burn Identity – Right now, it feels like we’re all just living in Dan Burn’s world
- Netflix And Chilwell – Back from Crystal Palace, let’s see if he finds happy Saturdays
- Baby Reijnders – The media platform helped Manchester City scout their new Dutchman’s youth career
- Stranger Mings
- Pukki Blinders – Also works with Gerard Pique.
- 50 Shades O’Shea
- Cashin The Attic – Brighton and Hove Albion’s Eiran Cashin gets his own new entry
- Come Digne With Me
- Krul Intentions
- Yes, Ndidi
- Neville Wears Prada
- Finding Timo – Looking in New York for Werner, if transfer rumours are to be believed
- Alisson Wonderland
- Sancho Unchained – And unloved, as Chelsea pay £5 million to not have him anymore
- Slumdog Mignolet
- Minority Laporte
- Thomas The Frank Engine – The hype train if his Tottenham Hotspur tenure starts well
- Obi 1 Kenobi 0
- Game Of Throw-ins – When Rory Delap faces Aron Gunnarsson. Also, Michael Kayode.
- Shaw Mee The Mané
- When Harry Met Salah – Teams that put initial faith in Maguire and Mo
- Löw Island
- Dude, Where’s Micah? – When asking people where the omnipresent pundit currently is
- Absolutely Fabregas – The fashion sense of Como’s highly-regarded head coach
- Pinky And De Bruyne – One is a midfield genius, the other’s insane
- Better Call Saúl – If Chelsea enter transfer deadline day with only 32 registered midfielders, they could resign their 2021/22 loanee
- The Konate Kid
- Gvardiols Of The Galaxy – A defender for your solar system
Music
- Do The Hartman – Burnley’s new left-back takes Botman’s place in this Simpsons song
- Sonny And Schar
- Lallana Del Rey – Retired, but never forgotten
- Krul Summer – Ideal for Swifties
- Earth, Wind And Maguire
- Backstreet Moyes – “Oh my God, he’s back again,” sung the Everton fans
- Moyes Will Be Moyes – For the times when David is being tactically mischievous
- Calafiorication
- Champagne Super Rovers – Topical, the long-awaited Oasis tour could also include ‘Don’t Look Back, Tanganga’ if the Millwall centre-back moves club
- Under My Cucurella
- Onana, What’s My Name? – And how did you let that tame long-ranger go in?
- Eze Lover – For fans of both Phil Collins and the midfielder’s late run of five goals in five
- Uptown Dunk
- Bringing Zirkzee Back – If known FPL fan Justin Timberlake keeps going back and forth on the Manchester United forward
- If Tomori Never Comes
- Bacuna Mateta – European football brings rotation worries, for the rest of his days
- Rice, Rice, Baby – Also valid for Man City’s Vitor Reis
- Snoop Udogie Dogg
- Areola Grande – Thank you, next
- Smells Like Team Spirit – When tour guides first enter a dressing room
- Le Saux Solid Crew
- Deeney In A Bottle
- Enter Shaqiri
- Blink-1 Eto’o – The rock band that gave us the 1999 hit….
- All The Smallings
- Me, Myself, Ndiaye – Made it all about himself with six goals in his final 11 starts
- Murder On Zidane’s Floor – Not an accusation, just wordplay
- Jenny Fer Lopez
- Milambo Number 5 – The new signing has unfortunately been handed Brentford’s number 17 shirt
- Livin’ Saliba Loca
- I Think We’re Alone, Howe – Said by Jason Tindall in the tactics room
- Gangsta’s Allardyce
- My Hits Don’t Lie – Fearless managers can spend four points on extra transfers
- Agbadou-dou-dou – Also valid for Leeds United’s Ethan Ampadu
Food & Drink
- Chicken Tikka Mo Salah
- Kinder Mbeumo – Some classic continental chocolate
- Aribo Tangfastics – To satisfy lovers of fizzy gummies
- Palmer Violets – A very polarising, perfume-esque sweet
- Krafth Beer
- Beef Cherki
- Baines On Toast
- Kelechi Eatin’ Nachos
- Garnachos With Cheese
- Chiellini Con Carne – Will need ingredients like…
- Paqueta White Rice
- Saka Potatoes – Another batch of Arsenal carbs
- Who Ate All Depays?
- Parmesan Belgrade – Some puns are a bit too cheesy
- Dunk Those Busquets
- Estupina Colada
- Rodallega Bombs – He recently scored a title-winning goal while hobbling about
Football teams
- Expected Toulouse – One for the pessimists
- Bayer Neverlosin’ – Another for the optimists
- Borussia Teeth
- Haaland Globetrotters – They were back early from the Club World Cup
- Pathetico Madrid – Although Diego Simeone’s side couldn’t even escape their group.
- Real Strugglers
- Imaginary Madrid – The Spanish capital provides a few contenders
- Bilbao Baggins
- Inter Row Z
- Hardly Athletic
- Sporting Abeergut
- Dynamo Chicken Kiev
- Sub-standard Liege
- Cry Me A River Plate – A second Timberlake reference was requested
- Al-Winthis
Life sayings
- No Kane, No Gain – Team ranking used to suffer without owning Harry
- Haven’t Got A Kalou
- One Size Fitz Hall
- Øde Toilette – Calm down, it’s not a criticism…. just perfume shopping
- Old Havertz Kai Hard
- YOLO Toure – Making the most of the time we have
- Had One Tchouameni – It can be good to bring a sober friend on nights out
- Mate, You’re Puncheon! – Overachievement in the dating world
- The Bijol and End All
- Victor Moses Lawn
- Give Me Some Kudus – Said Thomas Frank to Daniel Levy
- Eat Well And Drinkwater – Precious life advice
- Find Some Schade – On those three or four hot British afternoons
- Wirtz Case Scenario
- Wirtz Nightmare
- Make The Wirtz Decision – The wordplay alone pretty much justifies Liverpool’s £116 million purchase
- Nobody Escapes Alcaraz
Classic FPL team names
- Ayew Shaw?
- Cancelo Culture
- Pain In Dias
- Hell In Lascelles – FPL disputes may need settling inside a large, roofed steel cage
- Titus Shambles
- Night At Dewsbury-Hall – A classy venue, available for weddings and corporate events
- Please Colback Later
- Groß Misconduct
- Fer Fuchs Ake – When a series of unlucky incidents ruin your FPL weekend
- Back Of The Neto
- Pro Evolution Saka – He plays for North London, former club of the iconic Oranges001
- Ezri Konsaquences
- Wireless Rutter – Can be temperamental
- Bowen 747
- Norfolk And Chance – By law, this name has to be suggested
